Heath Cordes
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
These bitches in the front do not look like they're having fun.
Learn how to get an abortion, bitches.
I'll talk to you guys after the show.
Oh, plenty of time.
The second one is what inspired my joke.
I was entertained by the laws out here when I was in a little pickle.
And I was entertained that my job was like telling me that they basically fund the abortion.
But I was like, shit, we don't have maternity leave.
Like I'm starting to realize something's up here.
So yeah, all's good.
It just inspired my art.
And it was, you know, a fun little line that I wrote when I was walking to a show.
Are you on Adderall?
No, I'm actually sober.
I'm not actually sober sober, but I'm sober right now.
I mean, it makes sense because I was, you know, my mom was a teen mom, so it makes sense.
No, she's a fun sucker, so she does not have a fun laugh.