Helen Bauer

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691 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Sep 2025 last heard Sep 2025

Helen Bauer’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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What Did You Do Yesterday? with Max Rushden & David O'Doherty · S3 EP13: Helen Bauer · 14 Sep 2025 podcast

no right max i like you as a person and i want you to do that okay and i think you're very good friends but right now i need you yesterday i don't need you today to the point where today you're does that make perfect i will make no more public transport

guesses or i did yesterday and i survived it but i made every mistake possible i did everything slightly wrong okay because also yesterday it turns out i could have just walked to a station and taken a train to farringdon and that would have got me there in 30 minutes but you just shut the fuck up you piece of shit you mansplaining bastard asshole would you ever get a bike would you ever get a lion bike one of those i used to have a bike in london yeah

But then I had like three times where I could have nearly died and there was nothing that anyone could have, like no one did anything wrong.

It was just crazy junctions.

And then it got stolen and I was like, right, that's it.

I'm taking that as my sign.

I would, but only if I had a helmet.

I'm a very safe girl.

I get an Uber.

It's supposed to be 32 pounds.

So I'm like, that's okay.

That's okay.

I'm getting there because I just need to get to this audition.

I also need to like calm myself down.

It's supposed to take 40 minutes.

It takes just under two hours.

And I'm getting text and text and text.

I should also say after my second coffee, I don't go toilet again.

So I need a wee in this car to the point where I'm like, I'm going to arrive having pissed myself and there's nothing we can do about it.

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