Helen Bauer

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691 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Sep 2025 last heard Sep 2025

Helen Bauer’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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And I knew it was a lot of piss in me.
I was like, if I piss, it's not even a case of like, oh, it's fine.
Like, do you know what I mean?
Like, it wasn't a manageable amount that was in me.
No.
I don't know why.
I fantasize about living in every single flat we pass.
Do you know what I mean?
You don't know this, but there's roadworks all around King's Cross, all across Baker Street, Marylebone.
There's only one lane open and it goes in and out and in and out for the traffic.
The head of my agency calls me because my agent's away.
I'm like, I'm going to be early for my stay.
But then it was just, it just kept getting later.
And then I was like WhatsAppping with like one of the runners on the show.
And I was like, oh, I'm on my way.
But like, I don't know.
And I did makeup in the car because I was like, I guess there's something to do.
But this whole time I'm like, if I breathe too deeply, then I piss myself.
Like any panic that Holly managed to get rid of has now come like right back up.
I run in and I'm like, you have to show me where the toilet is.
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