Helen Bauer

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691 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Sep 2025 last heard Sep 2025

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There's something about going to Berlin where I always come back.

I smell, I swear there's like ash all over me.

It's just cigarettes.

I had one beer the entire weekend and I could smell it coming out of my pores.

I think it's because I always get stuck with stoners there.

I just get stuck with someone just being like, have you read Finnegan's Wake?

And it's like, no, and neither have you, you fucking moron.

I was in sand for some reason in Berlin with sandals on.

No, you know I'm not allowed in there anymore.

In a broken shower, my shower.

The door doesn't close.

Is that bad?

To the shower door.

I just moved into this flat a couple of months ago and I'm like, that shower door should close properly.

And I always forget as soon as I start showering and I'm like twirling and like splashing about.

It doesn't like line up.

Yeah.

Do you know what I mean?

Like the seal, like the door, it doesn't actually, it's the wrong size door for the space.

Yeah.

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