Henry Zabrowski
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Podcast Appearances
I put a beat underneath it.
It's all about the kids you don't fuck.
The Miami Improv.
Famously, Miami's one of the worst places I've ever done comedy ever.
And do you know why?
Because the Miami Improv is not in Miami.
This is a cat in retrieval.
And he's like, you know what?
I'm going to fucking bomb your family.
I know exactly.
Down at Trump International.
There was two different, like, he had several.
You had the topiaries inside of Mar-a-Lago.
In order to make them look like 13-year-old girls require constant maintenance.
And so when those lawnmen leave, you know that Trump went all the way down to Venezuela to get them back.
That's what happened.
That's what happened.