Henry Zabrowski

Yep.

We got a busboy.

John, foreign report, suck my dick.

Yeah.

Hey, yo.

As good a reason as any.

But yeah, that is, you know, so Venezuela, all the story, that's not the big story.

I don't even view it as the big story.

Unfortunately not.

It's just two mobsters really whacking me.

Can I also, one of my big conspiracy theories in this one is the fact that you see Maduro constantly giving thumbs up.

I think it was a part of a plan.

oh yeah oh you mean because he like acts like Trump there's something about this in which he's gonna go somewhere like I guess I guess I don't know where they're gonna they're gonna try him in America or whatever yeah and then I could easily see him getting like pardoned and then him just like Takashi Takashi 69 wants to hang out with him apparently that's a fucking fun ass afternoon yeah yeah yeah I want to see that reality show oh my god it would be man the editor on that what wow I would love to deal with that

But the real news is the fact that we're back here in 2026 somehow.

Still bringing you updates.

That's right.

It's an island adventure.

Ay-yi-yi.

God, it feels good to be back in the temperate waters around Jeffrey Epstein's Island.

Oh, Rob got us Christmas presents.