Horatio Gould

Russell Brand could have done with a lot more semen retention.

But anyway, back to fucking Russell Bindi.

Gandhi returns to India in 1915 and he is now engaged in resistance against the British.

Anakin has become Darth Vader.

he's been corrupted he has he begins when he joins the Indian National Congress which is the leading political party for Indian independence because but this is during the war this is Ireland trying to get into everyone's now now that we're busy it's just fucking can you just wait till we're finished guys all of you all of you this is not the time our weakest they try to take advantage of us I know it's terrible it's terrible as I said they're the empire in Star Wars and we're the British Empire are the brave rebels

The Death Star of the Irish Independence Movement.

The brave soldiers who shot to the Easter Rising is the Ewoks and the X-Wings.

I love Star Wars.

What a great franchise.

Yeah, it's brilliant.

World War I, Gandhi attempts, again, he's still on our side at this point.

Gandhi attempts to recruit non-combatants to join the British forces during World War I. He wants to show the British Empire that young Indians can show their capability to self-govern.

It's an error to do that.

You're wrong, Gandhi.

It's not how colonialism works.

Okay, we will use you as your expedient.

Yeah.

Because from the British perspective, if they're like, brilliant, they're helping us.

Yeah, exactly.

So his friends are not impressed with this, though.