Horatio Gould

With one writing, I was struck to the heart this morning with sorrow to see that you and other Indian friends had offered to serve the English government in this evil war in any way they might demand of you.

surely you who would not take up arms even in the cause of your own oppressed people cannot be willing to shed blood in this wicked cause and again it's his contradiction he's non-violent and yet he's getting involved yeah uh but he's doing ambulance shit so he's sort of like a war cuck go on isn't he he's not getting involved but he's sort of he's there he's there he's watching i just want to watch you

No, no, no, please, please, please.

So he's standing on the sidelines watching the people fight.

Yeah.

And, yes, I suppose he's... Is he gaining some sort of spiritual power?

I guess the cuck's semen retention, isn't it?

Mm.

Oh, the cuck masturbates.

Sometimes there's a level.

Well, I suppose actually, as we'll get to the next episode, Gandhi would test himself by watching.

What did you just flick across the screen there, Charlie?

Yes.

Well, it's easy to, yeah.

It's how English works, isn't it?

Nah.

That's how Borat speaks.

Go on.

Mahatma Borandi.

Mahatma Boratandi.