Horatio Gould

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10,985 appearances 46 recordings 1 series first heard Apr 2026 last heard today

Horatio Gould’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 46 in all, peaking in Aug 2026 with 9.

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I looked like I won the Olympics for the 100-yard dash with my legs like this.

I don't know what...

It's probably the most- I think they're barbells.

It was like a massive bleep test with 100,000 people.

Which...

I mean, historians say comes from his experience in the World War I. Yes.

Being stuck under someone being like, I really don't want to end up here again.

Yeah.

Because I guess he's marked by trying to always minimize casualties, which I don't know.

Yes, he is.

That's a lot of commanders over both wars get talked about being pretty careless with mental eyes.

Yeah, but he's very, very careful with them.

He plugs a hole.

No, Rommel is seeing an open arse, he's going, brilliant.

But Monty's like, what, no, put a butt plug in there.

He's saying everyone put condoms on.

His whole thing is filling holes, stopping things, you know.

That's what Rommel does.

So... He's basically the ultimate British dad in the whole day.

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