Horatio Gould

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10,985 appearances 46 recordings 1 series first heard Apr 2026 last heard yesterday

Horatio Gould’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 46 in all, peaking in Aug 2026 with 9.

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You know, get to the airport early.
The whole war effort is dad waking you up.
When you went to Tenerife, were you playing at Monty or were you playing at Rommel?
Yeah.
It was pretty Monty.
Get there early.
Settle down.
Exercise.
um colonies and so begins one of the performance poorest war performances of all time maybe maybe of all time because north africa is italy's war yeah right and they have so many men yeah this is this is their first they're fresh they're going into it yeah and they they fuck it fuck it beyond belief it's absolutely hilarious right these are not romans no this is no no no no no
They also don't think sewage is something you should think about or care about, so they're just shitting all over the place.
It's true.
Like, loads of them get, like, fucking dysentery because they just think, like, they kind of think it's sort of, like, gay to dig a latrine.
That's one thing I definitely know.
It's spaghetti versus sauerkraut versus fucking baked beans.
Who's going to win?
It's a absolutely disgusting dish.
It's a horrible trifle.
Beans, sauerkraut.
It was North African theatre.
I think we should stop advertising it.
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