Howie Gelfand

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1,547 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Sep 2026 last heard 18 Sep

Howie Gelfand’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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I was a master of moves.

Uh you know, even when I was drinking twenty four seven, I'd convince this one to give me enough money to pay for cable on that month.

And get a bottle of booze that day.

I'd convince I mean it was just

It was insanity.

Total insanity.

Until

I literally had

No more moves left.

There was nothing left.

Orange sticker on the front of my apartment from the sheriff.

Says you have forty eight hours to move your shit out, or we'll do you the favor and move it out, you know, ourselves.

And I uh I hadn't answered the phone in a while, which is a telltale sign shit's gotten really bad.

My brother and sister in law show up.

And I'm covered in black and blues.

And they s they're like, you know, who kicked the shit out of you?

They're talking to me as if I can talk.

А вбив на алкоголік ступор формат.

I can't talk.

And the black and blues that I had from head to toe were from me bouncing around the fucking apartment like a pinball.

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