Howie Gelfand

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1,547 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Sep 2026 last heard 18 Sep

Howie Gelfand’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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No one beat me up.

I beat myself up.

Um, including one time bouncing into the uh oven and turning the gas on.

The gas had been on for days.

So the first people that had to be called was the hazmat crew.

And they said at the levels here, if your brother smoked a cigarette, blow up the whole building.

No question about it.

And then my brother kind of walked me through the paperwork.

They would give me paperwork to fill out at the hospital.

You know, this is I was my brain was that commercial back in my day where they scrambled an egg.

In a pot in a in a frying pan.

At three o'clock in the morning they'd show this commercial, it was an egg, and they'd say, This is your brain on drugs.

You know, that was my brain, you know, on drugs.

I was scrambled eggs, so I couldn't

I couldn't talk.

Side effect of the gas, lost my voice.

For a while, for a few weeks.

I couldn't think.

I couldn't

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