Ian Bagg

What do you do for work, Leslie?

I'm fully disabled.

See, I'm legally classified as... This is usually where I lose people, so sorry.

But I'm legally... It's okay.

I'm legally classified as suicidal, homicidal, bipolar, childhood motor, depressed, slight schizophrenia, OCD, ODD, ADHD, and slight night terrors.

I got more issues and more coverage than AT&T.

Yeah.

Tony, I've been telling everybody for a long time, I'm your wet dream, dude.

Like, the story... I see how surprised and amazed this man gets when he hears a true story, but the problem has been that every single time you hear these crazy true stories, they only got, like, one or two of them, dude.

I got a fucking list of them.

Oh, thank you.

Fucking true.

Every single one of them.

Thank God that was a list.

The security guard back there, he had to pat me down.

The security guard had to pat me down.

He's like, you got any knives?

I was like, dude, I ain't even allowed sharp objects.

All right, now, y'all, seriously, bear with me, dude.

It's literally my handwriting.