Ian Bagg
👤 Speaker
654
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
KILL TONY
#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER
I did fail the fucking, you know how you fail the retarded class?
KILL TONY
#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER
Are you fucking, you're there until you're 21 and they kick you the fuck out?
KILL TONY
#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER
So number one, my baby mama took off with a midget.
KILL TONY
#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER
Number two, I ran away with a girl from the nut house.
KILL TONY
#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER
Number three, I married a girl out of spite to piss off my father.
KILL TONY
#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER
Now, funny thing about this, somebody told me I spelled spite wrong and spelled spit.
KILL TONY
#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER
Number three, I married... Oh, no, I already did that one.
KILL TONY
#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER
All right, number four, I was kicked out of a woman's house for beating my meat for four days straight.
KILL TONY
#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER
He fell out of a tree last year, and I was like, fuck it.
KILL TONY
#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER
But, um... So, I was... All right, so... Make this your set.
KILL TONY
#692 - IAN BAGG + TYLER FISCHER
Dude, I gotta... All these are true.