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Ian Carter

πŸ‘€ Speaker
1536 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

The Chipping Forecast
The Cruel, Inhuman Coach

So I'm really looking forward to seeing how Riviera plays with the world's best women there.

The Chipping Forecast
The Cruel, Inhuman Coach

When you walk the course, do you take a putter and wedge out?

The Chipping Forecast
The Cruel, Inhuman Coach

prefer to walk the course than play the course before thursday that's that's interesting i did the world atlas of golf i was given a few um courses to review and i played a couple of them but i basically walked most of them and the ones i walked i could i could write about um

The Chipping Forecast
The Cruel, Inhuman Coach

much more easily than the ones that i played and you know because obviously i was going into places that you shouldn't go and and i wasn't playing it as it was intended because i was rubbish so you know

The Chipping Forecast
The Cruel, Inhuman Coach

But that's interesting.

The Chipping Forecast
The Cruel, Inhuman Coach

Without being pompous about it, one of the best sounds in sport is the silence that you can get on a golf course with lots of people there.

The Chipping Forecast
The Cruel, Inhuman Coach

It's brilliant.

The Chipping Forecast
The Cruel, Inhuman Coach

I did drive fast the other day.

The Chipping Forecast
The Cruel, Inhuman Coach

I'm not a fast driver, but I was driving up to the golf club to play with Gary Minerals on Wednesday afternoon and I got within 300 yards of the golf club, which is about four and a half miles away from home.

The Chipping Forecast
The Cruel, Inhuman Coach

And I've built in so that I can have 50 minutes on the putting green with my new putting mat, which is really good.

The Chipping Forecast
The Cruel, Inhuman Coach

And Phil Kenyon won.

The Chipping Forecast
The Cruel, Inhuman Coach

It's really good.

The Chipping Forecast
The Cruel, Inhuman Coach

And I realized I hadn't brought my golf shoes.

The Chipping Forecast
The Cruel, Inhuman Coach

So I had to turn around, do a U-turn, get back home, and get back for my 4 o'clock tee time.

The Chipping Forecast
The Cruel, Inhuman Coach

I got into the car park at 3.57 a.m.

The Chipping Forecast
The Cruel, Inhuman Coach

and I did make an overtaking manoeuvre on the road up to the golf club where I have criticised many people for doing such manoeuvres.

The Chipping Forecast
The Cruel, Inhuman Coach

I did it very safely.

The Chipping Forecast
The Cruel, Inhuman Coach

Yeah, I was perfectly sober as I was going up the way and I had bitten someone's nose off, so...

The Chipping Forecast
The Cruel, Inhuman Coach

Which is the worst crime.

The Chipping Forecast
The Cruel, Inhuman Coach

I don't think so.