Ian Carter

Well, I'm not sure what kind of game chess that he thought they were playing.

But you talk about somebody that really has tarnished their reputation, him and Tiger between them in different ways.

I mean, what a shame.

What a sad state of affairs that they where they've both evolved.

So I would I think some people have said some stupid things in the last five years and he's top of the list.

Just crack on.

I'll tell you who is no longer struggling in the bunkers, and that is Sir Andy Murray.

He's just texted me to say that Dan Greaves is brilliant.

He had a lesson with Dan Greaves today.

I've got the Karchadoms.

Andrew.

Really?

You know when you've overcuckered because you go to sleep, you close your eyes and you visualise the dirt coming off each patio slab.

That's what happened to me last night as I was trying to go to sleep.

Sarah will be doing that tonight.

Anyway, what did Pablo say?

Come on, Pablo Escobar.

You can put that face up on Instagram.

Yeah, I think how they define crazy in Spain encompasses a lot more of one's character than what we would in the UK, I hope, anyway.

That's why I like Spain and the Spaniards.