Ian Finance
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177 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Dec 2024
Ian Finance’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Were you working?
I'm hungry.
That's like an ozempic, isn't it? Giardia? Yeah, it sounds like a medicine. They sell you later.
You make the yogurt with yogurt?
And then I'd start fucking thinking about it. On the one hand, you got me like, why come over and listen to Steele again? And then she's like, want to make yogurt in my sleeping bag?
Okay. I'm on that.
Wait, you would do what?
You know, at the time, we were keeping chickens in our pockets. You tickle them on the neck, they make an egg, you put it in the gas station hot dog container.
Yeah, really? That's crazy.
I got some yogurt culture. How you get it done is you get your squirrel that you carry in your shoulder to distract.
Oh, I use bags of chips as blankets.
Well, you got it.
I did that with Samson. I would lay on the ground and put his food on my chest so he'd associate me with the thing he needed to live.
That's not bad.
It was so gloopy. Hey, you bring the yogurt. I'll bring the sleeping bag.
Of recidivism.
It's built to make it so that you fail.
And the only way to get past it is to rob, cheat and steal.
Hey, pickle boy, shut up.
And then they all wore togas and Louie Louie played at the end.
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