Ian Finance
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177 appearances
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1 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Dec 2024
Ian Finance’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Is that from Animal House?
I had to do that in college. I had to take two semesters worth of credits in one semester because I got incompletes for an entire semester because I told everyone.
while I was student teaching while I was working a job it was crazy because the last semester that I was supposed to go to class I didn't because I was drinking and I told all my professors I was in rehab and I was like shaking when I went to them because I hadn't drank that day so they were like oh god it's real and then I got it all done I electrocuted myself right before I walked in I got it all done the real way I didn't forge papers or nothing I forged
Why were you taking chemistry?
What was your major?
That's crazy. Your major was philosophy, and they were like, take chemistry.
Yeah, you had to do all these.
Because they wanted to kill themselves because they were traumatized at a young age. What the fuck? And you're relating this to what? That's like the perfect epitome of the tragedy of my life. As soon as you give a little girl a puppy, you go, here, this one will live. And then he beats it and then it kills itself.
Yeah.
Because you were like, what's the most dirtbag story?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I needed them to feel a little bit bad for me. I forged the papers, but I had a really hard life.
But why did he keep beating them if it didn't work the first five times? Why did he keep bringing them to the road? And then I was like, maybe he just liked that part.
She's asking us the things she should be asking him. Why did he keep beating the dogs?
I don't know, honey. That's not really an us question. It never worked.
It's above my pay grade.
Stop describing the dog's faces. Oh, well, no.
Okay. When was the last time you were arrested?
I ate food I didn't have to make. Oh, I didn't tell you, dude. The last time I saw you, I remember I was like, I'm throwing at the first pitch.
Remember the last time I was here, I was like, I'm throwing at the first pitch. The day before I threw that out, I got arrested for having that knife. And I got out of jail, and the next day I flew and threw out the first pitch. Which you ducked, by the way. Oh, yeah. Wasn't it a bad pitch? It bounced and went right to the chest of the guy. Fuck you.
Well, I have a bum shoulder. I'm getting injections. I got a fucked up shoulder. I told you. I was trying. The shots didn't take. It looked good. Thank you.
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