Ian Finance
speaker
177 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Dec 2024
Ian Finance’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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It did look like a good pitch.
Why did you get a knife? Because people were getting assaulted in the city, and I'm a little guy. Who found a knife? Why'd you get a knife? Stop for a knife. Officer Forbes on the 73rd Street subway station. He just stopped you? She saw, I guess, the, like, latch in my pocket. And she was like, what's that? I was like, my knife. Oh, my God. I'm in.
Oh, I didn't forget to take my meds. Fuck, I forgot to take mine today, too. Are you kidding me? I forgot. Oh, fuck.
Easter eggs. God damn it. Holy space.
I went full manic last night and went full Ian.
Oh, yeah. Oh, I had to get taken home because I would scream and cry at night thinking my mom was going to die, too.
If he didn't want it, why would he wag his tail? The dog was going, mm-mm-mm. Okay. We've never seen a rabbit kill itself before.
He beat the shit out of it.
I figure you both are going to slink out of here into the sewers. You at home in TV land. Look it up.
I can stay. I got nowhere to go. No, Ian. We're bombing the place for termites. Finally get my medicine. I'm going to get a hit on that.
Oh, that's right. They can't do it. I forgot. I'm sorry. She can't put her jacket on. I forgot about that. It's so wet. Be an Ian with Jordan every Wednesday. Patreon.com slash BeAnIanPod. RIP Jordan Jensen every other Monday. And Bellevue Outpatient on the weekends. December 31st, Comedy Connection, Providence, Rhode Island. Providence, go see Cousin Ian. Come on out.
Two shows with a special guest.
It's going to be fun. We sold out the live podcast on December 30th, and then I'm on the road every weekend until the end of May. Fantastic. Go to punchup.live slash Ian Finance. Ian, Jesus, you're going to hurt her. Check out my special Wild, Happy, and Free on YouTube.
You're fantastic. We love you both. Love you guys so much. I'm so happy we could come here together. I have Christmas shirts for you guys. Merry Christmas. These are just your merch. Uh-huh. Okay. It's left over from this last run. I think you're going to charge me $25 for it. $35 card, $25 cash. Here's triple X for the big man. And Luke, I got you triple X for YouTube. Oh, these are good quality.
From Edgeman Printing. Luke, extra large. I had double X, but I sold them. But, you know, thank you, guys. And you can get these on my Instagram.
Just call me. Edgeman printing. Shout out Jimmy Edgeman, Detroit. No, we got to get a picture. Can you get a picture? Let the girl go.
So, you know, when I was in fourth grade... Gang, we love you.
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