Ike Barinholtz
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519 appearances
5 recordings
5 series
first heard Mar 2025
last heard 28 Apr
Ike Barinholtz’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And so I cannot move at all. Kristen's in another part of it. She's kind of buried. So they find this young woman off Hollywood Boulevard and cousin Sal is like, here's who you're going to be looking for in the store. And he holds up a picture of Kristen. She's like, oh my God. She's like my favorite. I can't believe this. I'm going to pee when I see her. This is so crazy.
And again, she's 20 feet away. I can hear her in my earpiece and I am like right here and I can't move. And then Sal's like, great. And then you're going to try to find Ike Barinholtz. And she's like, I don't know who that is. And I was just like, perfect. And I can hear Kimmel laughing in my earpiece because he's in the studio and I can't move. He's coated in indignity.
So then she found me and like right away I was like, how do you not know who I am? I'm going to send you blockers on iTunes. Jesus.
Can I give you a good suggestion? Because guess who doesn't have a fucking podcast from Kristen Bell? Yeah. Yeah, Kristen Bell. I don't remember her interviewing Jeff Bridges. So whatever. So you tell me. Anyways, yeah, we need more towels. Thanks. Yeah.
Get a nice gap between you and Kristen. Last year, or maybe the year before that, we went to England for the holidays. And on Christmas Day in London, they put in their roast and then you go outside. You go to the pub and you hang around. And even though it's cold, the streets are really packed with people. It's so nice.
It's very Richard Curtis. Oh. So we're there with my wife, and a lot of her families are like 20 of us, and we're in this beautiful village green in Richmond.
My family? 20 people. I heard my kids pay for their tickets. No, no, her family. No, no, no. They take care of themselves. Okay, you didn't have 20. This is like a Muhammad Ali situation where I'm like... It's my cousins and my family.
I got a round of drinks. Okay. Good for you. I picked up a couple dinners. Yeah, we're all there. It's beautiful. And we had gone to Paris before that. And it was the first time that I just had really noticed that people were kind of coming up to me. And I always wonder, oh, what movie had come out on Canal Plus? So anyways, Christmas Day, London, we're at this pub.
And this woman walks up to me and she's got that big smile on her face and she's holding her phone. And you know that look when you're excited. And I'm like, hi. And she goes, hi. I go, picture? She goes, please. And I grab her. I'm like, what's your name? And she's like, oh, Sandra. And I'm like, hi, Sandra. And I'm doing the selfie thing. And I'm like, here we go. How's it going?
Merry Christmas, by the way. She's like, thank you. And I go, all right, let's do kind of a fun one. Oh, you really give a platinum package. Yeah, because it was Christmas. OK. You know, it was a day to give back. So I give it to her. And she's like, thank you. Sorry, do you mind taking a photo of me and my sisters? Oh! My wife has watched the entire thing. Oh, thank God.
And she's laughing the hardest she's ever fucking laughed in her whole life.
She's laughing harder than any movie or TV show I've ever been in. She runs over to her siblings and she's like, you're not going to believe what just happened. She's pointing and... My loser husband. Yeah, then like the rest of the holiday, the young nephews and cousins would be like, do you remember when that woman, you thought she knew who you were? And I was like, yeah, I do.
I remember that night.
I thought you were a fan and I grew up all my fans. I'm really sorry, ladies. Anyways. I'm known for being handsy. Do you listen to podcasts?
This guy's either like a psychopath or he's drunk.
Yeah, I mean, you're in Miami.
You're asking for it.
Okay, you're still going to jail for life.
I've played number one a couple times in my life. First of all, it's a lot of work. Yeah. A lot of work.
No, it's cracked up to be. Early in my career, the thought of being cast as a leading man was just crazy. They were like, oh, are you insane? Look at his teeth. You know what I mean? You smell them? Wait, no, they can't smell on camera. This guy constantly shits his pants, which I've worked on. If there's any casting direction out there, I'm not doing that anymore. This guy's a shit.
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