Ike Barinholtz
speaker
519 appearances
5 recordings
5 series
first heard Mar 2025
last heard 28 Apr
Ike Barinholtz’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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This tall Jewish shit pig or Timothy Chalamet. Oh, it's a tough one. Let me think about that one. I would find myself as kind of like a second guy. I love playing that part because you gotta be so reactive and tune it up. You get a lot of the comedy. But I would describe us as weirdos a little bit. Because there were guys who were our height, like Jeff Stoltz. Super hot guy. Timothy Olyphant.
Timothy Olyphant. The guy who Tim always says looks like him. Josh Duhamel. Josh Duhamel. Timothy Olyphant told me he had Josh Duhamel pose with his family for a Christmas card. No way.
Look at him. Confused for one another? Yeah, he told me that.
Back in the day?
I was disgusting. I was like a loser.
Some men, it gets a little bit easier. You don't look as bad as you get older. Exactly.
You're taking it all in. You care of yourself. All you got to do is wait it out. Yeah. Everyone's going to get old and ugly, and you're going to still stay the same.
No plugs. Just a little bit of, what do they call it?
Gels?
Have you done that PRP? I haven't. I went the first time, and it hurt. And then I went back, and I just remember it hurt so bad, and the nurse was like, I forgot, do you like the laughing gas? And I was like, that's a fucking option?
Yes. So now when I go, you suck on it, and you're like, did you guys watch White Lady? You hear the popping, but you can't feel it.
I do the equivalent of lung chugging, where I'm just like, give me the good stuff, baby.
But I'm such a loser. I hope my wife doesn't hear this. We have like this whipped cream, this like nice whipped cream that's in a can that we put on the waffles. It's like Ready Whip, but it's fancier. It's French. Whenever it's the end of the can and we're cleaning the kitchen, I always just kind of duck my head out and go, pop, pop, pop.
He can party when it's called for. As you get older, you definitely want to do it less. Also, they're just coming out with articles now that are like, like back in the 80s, they were like, doctors say you should have two martinis a day.
And now they're like, all alcohol is poison, which is very depressing because I do love on like a Friday evening to make a nice cocktail, cooking dinner. Me too. Highball Manhattan, Negroni, one of those. I love that. But as you get older, hangovers, even if you have sometimes just two drinks, you wake up the next year like, I feel like shit. So it's not worth it.
The little mushroom squares that people take. Sure.
No. That kills people now. Because of the fentanyl. Anything that has a probability of killing you that's embarrassing, you can't do once you have kids. If a 48-year-old man dies of a cocaine overdose at a bathroom at a friend's birthday party, that is mortifying. And it's not even just three children. Three daughters. Three daughters.
Not to be that guy, but it's like, I have daughters and I don't want them to know that I died on the floor of a bathroom. It's also been so long. As you get older, too, you start to settle down. Cocaine is not a good drug for parents. But now the fun thing with drugs are they're so much more organized now. They're predictable.
There's people that are making them that you don't think they made it out of like their sock in a bathtub.
It's packaged nicely. Like we went to go see the dead and co at the fear.
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