Interviewee 2
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The Daily Show: Ears Edition · TDS Time Machine | How Not to Celebrate MLK Day · 19 Jan 2025
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I think he would stand inside, because it's too damn cold. Why is Martin Luther King Day the coldest day of the year? I mean, why can't we celebrate him in July? Then we can, you know, march outside and have a cookout.
Oh, so a black man can't have two birthdays? It's 2019, Trevor. I thought we'd move past this.
You know what I want to remember? The real Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, not the whitewashed Hallmark version. Because every year people talk about the same stuff. The I Have a Dream speech, the March on Washington, how he had the voice of a Scooby Doo ghost. I have a dream. And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids.
But the real Dr. King did not fit in any box. White moderates think he would have been on their side, but he thought they were worse for the civil rights movement than the Klan. And mattress stores are out here having MLK Day sales, but Dr. King was anti-capitalist. And even though he was a reverend and a man of God, he allegedly had a whole bunch of affairs.
I don't think so. It's part of his legacy. A reminder that our heroes aren't perfect, they're people. And I'm not being disrespectful. Just the opposite. MLK was out there getting it. And probably still could. I mean, if he showed up on my Bumble, I'd take him to the mountain top and the valley low.
Well, he wouldn't be on Tinder. That man had class. If everyone knew that fighting for civil rights could get you some, a lot more people would fight for equality, equal pay, voting rights, and whoever can stop black people from getting shot by the police will tonight! Okay? I'll show up! I'll show up, all right? Now, first you get a million in the streets, then you get a million in the sheets.
Dulcé Sloan, everybody!
My resolution for 2016 is to do everything I can to not just restore the American dream, but to expand it to reach more people.
But you know what it was? It was short and sweet.
This is one of the typical canisters that contains the fat and the fluid that's removed. You can remove four or five of these.
No, that's not. People think that's true, but it's not.
It's not going to make you handsome if you're not handsome to begin with. Do you think I'm handsome? You're not doing it for your face. You're doing it for your body image. Do you think I should do it for my face? No, no, absolutely not.
Would it be possible to get sedated during one of the consultations? No. No.
Yes, I would agree with that.
They're probably going to call out each other on stuff.
So there's an application called the CBP One app, where you can go on as an illegal mic.
Boring! How are you doing?
You know, that stuff's classified.
Now, what do you think of these sneakers? You know, it's very patriotic. I think that there's no rules in fashion. You can wear whatever you want, but me personally, I would not wear it. Would you cop these?
You wouldn't? No. Hard pass. It looks very 2009 dated. Actually, they look like they don't bend. What are your thoughts on this shoe? Trying to be chic, but also very nationalistic. Got you. Now, would you wear the shoe? No. Okay. So you think if you wore these to school, you might get, like, roasted up. Definitely. Yeah. Because, like, what grade are you in? Seventh. You're in seventh grade?
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