Jack Barsky
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SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
So I started dating, and I found a really pretty young woman who was...
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
because he had emigrated from South America.
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
If I had gotten close to a born American, they would have figured out something odd about this guy.
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
She wouldn't have known.
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
Turns out that she had emigrated, but she was actually illegal.
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
So I helped her to become legal.
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
Oh, you married her.
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
In 1987, my daughter was born.
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
And, you know, this is, I don't know, you have any girls?
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
I do have two girls.
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
Don't you love them?
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
Didn't you love them like crazy when they grew up?
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
Well, they're still quite little.
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
And I will say it is a form of love that I never even contemplated before.
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
It is so profound.
SNAFU with Ed Helms
S4E19: Former KGB Spy Jack Barsky
And that is exactly what happened to me.