Jade Warshaw

Okay, so it's going to astonish you that what you used to accomplish with one bottle of multipurpose soap, she has 19 different bottles that do different things.

And you have one half-used tube of –

lotion that you got from a hotel once.

She's got 117 different lotions.

It's all like, right.

But it's all these, you don't even know.

Right.

And she's going to probably want you to wash socks and underwear, like after every time you wear them.

Right.

And not

Not once a month like you're used to.

Exactly.

So all this stuff is like part of those – it's the conversations beneath the conversations that almost always go undiscussed.

And it leads to her going, ugh.

And you're going, jeez.

And then you look up and –

two years of, ugh, and good grief, and one of y'all putting the thermostat up and the other one putting it down without telling the other person, it builds this, it tills the soil for resentment.

And having this just, having something as simple as joining accounts, man, it changes your life.

I'll also say this, you want to be a real gangster?

Ask her if she wants to go ahead and keep her bank.