Jake Steinfeld

I'll tell you what's going on.

Entitlement.

Entitlement is going on, and nobody wants to fucking pipe up.

It's the same reason why everyone in first class is wearing flip-flops and cargo shorts.

They don't want to be the rich dude anymore.

And I'm just saying— Did you wear your three-piece suit?

I wore spats.

I, my monocle dropped into my old fashioned the second time someone jumped in front of me.

They can come in front of anybody.

Fast pass.

Yeah, exactly.

Fast track.

Fast piss.

Fast gas.

Also, I always now listen to say, are we going to get the super retarded tampering with disabling or destroying the smoke detector in the lavatory against federal regulation?

Some, everything I complain about comes back, comes to fruition as we know.

And some airlines have just said disabling with or tampering.

They just got rid of the tampering with disabling or destroying because it's super fucking redundant.

But flying home on American, they not only did the tampering with disabling and destroying the smoke.

They did the, this is a non-smoking flight.