Jake Steinfeld
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No one gave a shit.
Everyone's fine.
Who gives a fuck?
Pregnant women smoking two cigarettes doesn't give a fuck.
Later, we'll be living in this Rob Reiner utopia where no one's heard of cigarettes.
You'll have to go to Mexico to get a fucking cigarette butt.
We are living in this fucking nether region where we're being punished by constant talk about cigarettes or we already know about cigarettes.
Like, this is a non-smoking flight.
Well, first off, that doesn't even need to be said anymore.
But, say it.
Now we can move on.
It's a form...
I think it's a form of patting ourselves on the back.
We love talking about how we're not, you know, like they do.
Like this restaurant is 100 percent smoke free.
Like, all right, just say no smoke.
Fucking restaurant hero.
Jesus Christ.