Jake Steinfeld

And here's why.

And everyone goes, I don't quite complain.

But here's the deal.

You want to know why the tune-out factor is off the fucking charts.

Why I've flown commercially 5,000 times and I have no idea of anything to do with safety.

I don't know what the fuck to do with safety.

I don't know if I put my mask on first or put my kid's mask on first.

I don't know.

What is a flotation?

I'm going to be grabbing titties and trying to use them for flotation devices.

I don't know what to.

Why?

Because I'm so fucking tuned out with their extra flexibility.

fucking cop talk their lawyer cop talk their you know yeah posted signs and placards like fucking just say signs you fucking retards and just say non-smoking let's get on their fucking lives and by the way maybe we could absorb two percent of the safety part of the fucking spiel spiel or spiel if we weren't being bombarded with all this fucking useless shit all right i'll tell you what's not useless go to meetings

That's right.

Everyone's got a different schedule these days.

Everybody's running around.

That's why you need go to meeting.

I wish that bitch behind me had go to meeting.

We could add a little meeting instead of her poking me in the back of the elbow.