Jake Steinfeld
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Blow it out.
It was like right on the floor.
It was like somebody shot a snot rocket just like on your carpet.
Like, what are you going to do?
It's like, well, how about you get a fucking little spittoon or something to go.
Stick it in your mule.
There you go.
It'd be like if you just decided, hey, I'm done with this tampon.
There you go.
All right.
Oh, no, that's what I'm saying.
Allison.
Only on tile, never on carpet.
Wow.
I got to tell you, I would make a horrible woman because just like just being a dude, like shaving twice a week, huge hassle for me.
Like I look at this every time I have to shave.
Like, oh, humanity.
Oh, this is such a bummer.
If I got my period, I'd be a fucking mess.
And God knows I'm moody enough.