Jake Steinfeld

I mean, who knows what I would have done on that plane with that goat cheese pizza.

Oh, my God.

And when you got poked?

I would have thrown it.

I would have kicked open the fucking cockpit door and grabbed the fucking yolk.

Right.

Yeah, that's the look.

Yeah, that's a bad look.

Again, we are... What do you say?

Listen, every day has become Casual Friday in this country.

Like, lots of guys just walking around, flipping their shoes off.

I've seen them walking barefoot, you know, through the... Like, when you're in that security line at the airport, now you're walking barefoot just down the carpet, and it's like...

How comfortable can you people be with your own shit, you know?

I mean, I see guys traveling.

Listen, there should be, unfortunately, see, we used to just have decorum, and that was its own law.

And at this point, we need, you know how they have a...

They have the Bill of Rights or whatever for the flyers now, whatever it is.

And taxi drivers.

If you're sitting on the tarmac for more than three hours.

Remember that whole debacle a few years ago?