Jake Steinfeld
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Podcast Appearances
They have to let you off.
They have to let you blah, blah, blah, blah.
We need one for fellow flyers in terms of apparel.
You can be barefoot, but the shoes got to stay on.
You want to kick off your loafers, you're going to have some socks under that.
Right.
What do you call it?
That's Chick Hearns.
A dump of dilly.
Mustards off the hot dog.
We got to dump it.
It's the funniest thing to me is when they're out of the ass gaskets there.
So somebody makes their own decoupage toilet seat liner.
And then it's like, all right, fantastic.
You've protected your own anus.
You're a hero.
You have to leave behind your handiwork?
That's what I'm saying.
What do you do?
What kind of fucking narcissist can you be?