Jake Steinfeld

First off, isn't it weird and embarrassing?

Yeah.

Oh, this is awesome.

What, are you going to sit on it now, too?

No, I collect it.

I make pinatas in my spare time, and I use all this paper.

I save tons.

flush the shit down the toilet, asshole.

Every once in a while you see the ass liner left on there where it's like, really?

We need to start over with this nation and start telling kids.

First off, we need to get rid of all these fucking kids and stop telling them they're the future and they're the one.

And look, just like the advertising.

Look, you can't advertise cigarettes on TV.

They're bad for kids.

So they don't advertise cigarettes.

Don't advertise.

All these commercials for like Reebok saying this is your world and we're

We're just living in it and shit.

That should all be banned too because it's ruined.

I'd rather kids smoke than think this is their world and we're living in it because you owning the fucking world, whether it's the Under Armour commercial or the Reebok commercial or the Pepsi commercial, it's your world.