Jake Steinfeld
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I was going to talk about a few things, but...
But I want to talk, Allison, we're going to kill a little time for a damage check.
We're stuck in traffic.
Just rolled in.
Hello, everyone.
Dave, Dave, Dave, the mayor, the city council, they're on this.
They've heard your pleas and they have a little something called click it or ticket.
And that is going to straighten this whole mess out.
If they could just remind those people that were averaging four and a half miles an hour from here to Orange County to buckle up.
By the way, the buckling up part will be moot when once our average speed is under a walking speed, then it'll just be moot, right?
It's ironic we'll be looking at the same click and ticket sign as we slowly crawl under it.
It'll be a quarter mile that we'll travel an hour.
It's not worth it.
Worse, bent down.
You know what I mean?
It's the inflated girl they don't see.
That's the embarrassing one.
You've all seen those, right?
We got one of those as a gag.