Jake Steinfeld

Jesus goddamn Christ.

I've said it once.

I've said it a thousand times.

First off, you can blame all the homos in the Bay Area.

They've screwed up the food.

They've taken... And I've talked to chefs about this.

They've taken their highfalutin chef... Their shepherdies, and they fucking said, oh, this is California cuisine.

Oh, this is... And they fucked up salads, and they fucked up pizza, and they fucked up everything.

And my God...

If you sold goat cheese 10 years ago, you must have moved like a wheel and a half a year.

Now, I swear there's some conspiracy.

Like, who sits around and laughs harder, the guys who move the goat cheese or the guys who move passion fruit?

Because they must all just be sitting around going, 10 years ago, zero market for either one of our products.

Yeah, we use passion fruit as feed for your goats.

That was about it.

And goat cheese, there's a handful of fat Israeli women who would eat it other than that.

Now it's on every pizza and on every salad.

And passion fruit is the iced tea that's being served up and not even being classified or called iced tea or passion fruit iced tea anymore.

It's just iced tea.

They must just sit around smoking.