Jake the Trouser Snake

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223 appearances 5 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 2 Sep

Jake the Trouser Snake’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Alpha Blokes Podcast · Ep. 565 - Trendsetter Talkback · 29 Jul 2026 podcast

Mate, MVP for sure, 29, 28 decision king.

Congratulations, mate, you earned the victory.

Tommy, we had an absolute pisser, mate.

Cleaned up on the pokies.

Didn't get the result we wanted with Buckeye.

But fucking hell.

Old Pappy coming in.

Being a little bit weak there on Keppel.

Getting motion sickness on the boater for a big night before it.

Fucking then got land sick, then got room sick.

So, shit.

I don't know what to do there.

And poo.

Holy smokes, mate.

You thought 50 minutes was being gay and being late.

Yes, I am a member of the Banjo Club.

I was a little bit eager.

So I was starting to break up this fight because they were brewing for a biff and the old man's dogs fucking jumped clean up in the heat of the moment and launched square at me.

and got me on the fucking crutch wow uh so anyway that was a tear to the right hand side of me ball bag i remember looking down pissing out blood and i could see the nut flapping around in the sack quick trip to hospital few stitches later slap on the back from the fucking stunning nurse which was really fucking embarrassing uh i was on my way to recovery uh made for a good story i remember it hurting like an absolute cunt um

But we got on the beers to pull the stitches out at Marable Rodeo down here in South Australia, and me mate pulled them out with a pair of Leatherman.

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