Jake the Trouser Snake
speaker
223 appearances
5 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 2 Sep
Jake the Trouser Snake’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 5 in all, peaking in Jul 2026 with 2.
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Just recently, though, my latest dick injury.
I was a bit sore.
I'd been getting back into the gym, and I went, I'll get in and have a little gay boy bath.
Have a soak, anyway.
Time to get out.
You fucking press the plug.
And I've got one of these ones that pops up and down.
You can actually pull the center out.
And I'm sitting there going, oh, fuck, look how quick that water's hooking out.
Big tornado.
That's cool.
Whatever.
All right.
Time to get out.
Lent forward.
Go to stand up.
Left nut entered the drain, boys.
And the only way I can describe the sound I made was a chihuahua getting drop punted across the back lawn.
So anyway, I will not be doing that again.
Legends.
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