Jake the Trouser Snake
speaker
223 appearances
5 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 2 Sep
Jake the Trouser Snake’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Just here calling up me proper true yarn from fucking Alaska.
How cool.
Pretty wild, not a bad spot.
Fucking cold, though.
Anyway, fellas, last night I was at the nightclub, as I do, ripped hair and busted, and this bloke walks up to me and goes, mate, I guess you wouldn't believe it, but I've just lost my virginity to a disabled girl.
And I went, what?
He goes, yeah, he said, I've just lost my virginity to a disabled girl.
And I said, yeah, wow.
He said, well, Dad always told me to make the first one special.
I was like, holy fuck.
Fucking Jesus.
But anyway, side note, boys.
Why don't we do a cruise, line up a cruise, even if it's a little three-dayer, and we get all the trendsetters to jump on like a cheapy cruise somewhere, and we all go and we just tear a, you know, like a P&O.
It doesn't be fucking Alaska or nothing crazy busy.
But, yeah, something that we can just rip on in and have a fucking fat time.
I don't know.
Just a thought.
All right, boys, enjoy, be safe, and be good at it.
Anyway, so I drive 100 fucking k's home and go to fucking put the two wiper blades on.
All is well.
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