Jake the Trouser Snake
speaker
251 appearances
6 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard yesterday
Jake the Trouser Snake’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
All right.
Time to get out.
Lent forward.
Go to stand up.
Left nut entered the drain, boys.
And the only way I can describe the sound I made was a chihuahua getting drop punted across the back lawn.
So anyway, I will not be doing that again.
Legends.
Just here calling up me proper true yarn from fucking Alaska.
How cool.
Pretty wild, not a bad spot.
Fucking cold, though.
Anyway, fellas, last night I was at the nightclub, as I do, ripped hair and busted, and this bloke walks up to me and goes, mate, I guess you wouldn't believe it, but I've just lost my virginity to a disabled girl.
And I went, what?
He goes, yeah, he said, I've just lost my virginity to a disabled girl.
And I said, yeah, wow.
He said, well, Dad always told me to make the first one special.
I was like, holy fuck.
Fucking Jesus.
But anyway, side note, boys.
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