James Patterson

No, no, no. You'd lay them out flat. It's not like you're going to drive them into the ground. At any rate, one funny story about that was my friend and I, we were at a public golf course in New York. This was a little before Christmas. And our thing was, if you wouldn't mind taking a walk that day, it would be fine. And we'd go out there and hit some balls. And we got around the third hole.

It started snowing. And by about the sixth hole, you couldn't putt, I mean, because the ball just wouldn't go anywhere. So we're laughing, and that's why we're not taking it very seriously. So we'll just play nine, and we were proud of ourselves because it was already a couple inches on the ground. And as we were going into the clubhouse, there were four guys walking out to the first tee.

It started snowing. And by about the sixth hole, you couldn't putt, I mean, because the ball just wouldn't go anywhere. So we're laughing, and that's why we're not taking it very seriously. So we'll just play nine, and we were proud of ourselves because it was already a couple inches on the ground. And as we were going into the clubhouse, there were four guys walking out to the first tee.

It started snowing. And by about the sixth hole, you couldn't putt, I mean, because the ball just wouldn't go anywhere. So we're laughing, and that's why we're not taking it very seriously. So we'll just play nine, and we were proud of ourselves because it was already a couple inches on the ground. And as we were going into the clubhouse, there were four guys walking out to the first tee.

One guy goes, Marty, you think we'll get an 18?

One guy goes, Marty, you think we'll get an 18?

One guy goes, Marty, you think we'll get an 18?

All right. OK. All right. Let's go.

All right. OK. All right. Let's go.

All right. OK. All right. Let's go.

I don't know. I've never really figured out. I guess in theory it seems obnoxious to do it. But I guess in theory you could say doctor or whatever. You can just go online and get a doctor. You could probably buy one cheap. You could be a minister now, and you can do that.

I don't know. I've never really figured out. I guess in theory it seems obnoxious to do it. But I guess in theory you could say doctor or whatever. You can just go online and get a doctor. You could probably buy one cheap. You could be a minister now, and you can do that.

I don't know. I've never really figured out. I guess in theory it seems obnoxious to do it. But I guess in theory you could say doctor or whatever. You can just go online and get a doctor. You could probably buy one cheap. You could be a minister now, and you can do that.

Character development. Yeah, well, you know, it's a tough audience.

Character development. Yeah, well, you know, it's a tough audience.

Character development. Yeah, well, you know, it's a tough audience.

They'll tend to go into a little historical angle or sociological or whatever, which you don't get as much. What I was really talking about is you go on the road and I don't blame them. You're in wherever Grand Rapids or somewhere. It's a four minute piece and they're not going to read the book for the four minute thing. I get it. So you do get, so James, you got a new book. Tell us about it.

They'll tend to go into a little historical angle or sociological or whatever, which you don't get as much. What I was really talking about is you go on the road and I don't blame them. You're in wherever Grand Rapids or somewhere. It's a four minute piece and they're not going to read the book for the four minute thing. I get it. So you do get, so James, you got a new book. Tell us about it.

They'll tend to go into a little historical angle or sociological or whatever, which you don't get as much. What I was really talking about is you go on the road and I don't blame them. You're in wherever Grand Rapids or somewhere. It's a four minute piece and they're not going to read the book for the four minute thing. I get it. So you do get, so James, you got a new book. Tell us about it.

You get used to it. Yeah. Yeah. Read the flap copy. You should be able to get a few questions out of that. So Alex is in trouble again. Alice Cross. Oh, yeah. What a surprise. Oh, yeah. Wonderful. Did he make it? Is this the end of the Alice Cross series?