James Patterson

Fun fact, he actually wrote the Toys R Us jingle when we were kids. Remember, I don't want to grow up. I'm a Toys R Us kid. Remember that thing? He sold 400 million books.

Fun fact, he actually wrote the Toys R Us jingle when we were kids. Remember, I don't want to grow up. I'm a Toys R Us kid. Remember that thing? He sold 400 million books.

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All things James Patterson will be in the show notes at jordanharbinger.com. advertisers, deals, discount codes, and ways to support the show, all at jordanharbinger.com slash deals. Please consider supporting those who support this show.

Oh, my God, it's National Public Radio.

Oh, my God, it's National Public Radio.

Oh, my God, it's National Public Radio.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Well, they just came through. You know, I have this prolific or prodigious imagination or whatever the heck it is. I call it a sickness. So, number one, I want to go with Charlie's kids' ideas. I know he wasn't keen on them, but this is called Bella and the Farting Ninjas. Oh, perfect. Okay. Bella is on a boat from Japan. She's with her person, and she calls her person her hold me, okay?

Well, they just came through. You know, I have this prolific or prodigious imagination or whatever the heck it is. I call it a sickness. So, number one, I want to go with Charlie's kids' ideas. I know he wasn't keen on them, but this is called Bella and the Farting Ninjas. Oh, perfect. Okay. Bella is on a boat from Japan. She's with her person, and she calls her person her hold me, okay?

Well, they just came through. You know, I have this prolific or prodigious imagination or whatever the heck it is. I call it a sickness. So, number one, I want to go with Charlie's kids' ideas. I know he wasn't keen on them, but this is called Bella and the Farting Ninjas. Oh, perfect. Okay. Bella is on a boat from Japan. She's with her person, and she calls her person her hold me, okay?

And they meet the farting ninjas on board. Bella thinks they're vulgar, uncivilized, juvenile, and stinky, of course. Months later, she's very lonely in New York. She's being kept in an umbrella stand more than she'd like to. And one day, her hold me pulls her out of the stand. And outside, a New York cop has turned on a fire hydrant in the street. What's this?

And they meet the farting ninjas on board. Bella thinks they're vulgar, uncivilized, juvenile, and stinky, of course. Months later, she's very lonely in New York. She's being kept in an umbrella stand more than she'd like to. And one day, her hold me pulls her out of the stand. And outside, a New York cop has turned on a fire hydrant in the street. What's this?

And they meet the farting ninjas on board. Bella thinks they're vulgar, uncivilized, juvenile, and stinky, of course. Months later, she's very lonely in New York. She's being kept in an umbrella stand more than she'd like to. And one day, her hold me pulls her out of the stand. And outside, a New York cop has turned on a fire hydrant in the street. What's this?

The farting ninjas are dancing in the hydrant spray. It looks like stinky fun. Bella and her hold me join them. Bella dances with the farting ninjas. Maybe they become briefly hold me's for her. Life is good, but stinky. Okay. Number two.

The farting ninjas are dancing in the hydrant spray. It looks like stinky fun. Bella and her hold me join them. Bella dances with the farting ninjas. Maybe they become briefly hold me's for her. Life is good, but stinky. Okay. Number two.

The farting ninjas are dancing in the hydrant spray. It looks like stinky fun. Bella and her hold me join them. Bella dances with the farting ninjas. Maybe they become briefly hold me's for her. Life is good, but stinky. Okay. Number two.