James Patterson

And there's a motorcycle blocking our driveway with a cop. And we went out and talked to him, shoot the shit a little bit with the cop. He's up there from Miami. And you're going, oh, my God. And I guess most of it had to do with the fact that night they were going to have a big shindig out in West Palm where he was going to whatever. Announced that he won. I mean, in theory, there's a story.

And there's a motorcycle blocking our driveway with a cop. And we went out and talked to him, shoot the shit a little bit with the cop. He's up there from Miami. And you're going, oh, my God. And I guess most of it had to do with the fact that night they were going to have a big shindig out in West Palm where he was going to whatever. Announced that he won. I mean, in theory, there's a story.

And there's a motorcycle blocking our driveway with a cop. And we went out and talked to him, shoot the shit a little bit with the cop. He's up there from Miami. And you're going, oh, my God. And I guess most of it had to do with the fact that night they were going to have a big shindig out in West Palm where he was going to whatever. Announced that he won. I mean, in theory, there's a story.

We had the assassination attempt. But I played that golf course, Trump's golf course. I just don't get the Secret Service. I do not understand why in Pennsylvania there'd be one rooftop and they wouldn't have somebody watching that rooftop at all times. It's 150 yards from where he was speaking. That's like insanity to me.

We had the assassination attempt. But I played that golf course, Trump's golf course. I just don't get the Secret Service. I do not understand why in Pennsylvania there'd be one rooftop and they wouldn't have somebody watching that rooftop at all times. It's 150 yards from where he was speaking. That's like insanity to me.

We had the assassination attempt. But I played that golf course, Trump's golf course. I just don't get the Secret Service. I do not understand why in Pennsylvania there'd be one rooftop and they wouldn't have somebody watching that rooftop at all times. It's 150 yards from where he was speaking. That's like insanity to me.

On the golf course, when you read about the guy who came by, and it's been like that all the way when he was president, etc., there's a fence. And there's a sidewalk where people just walk by. There's a bus stop there. You can just sit there. That fence is 30 feet from the T on the sixth hole. I'm sorry, Secret Service, you could just pull out a gun at any time.

On the golf course, when you read about the guy who came by, and it's been like that all the way when he was president, etc., there's a fence. And there's a sidewalk where people just walk by. There's a bus stop there. You can just sit there. That fence is 30 feet from the T on the sixth hole. I'm sorry, Secret Service, you could just pull out a gun at any time.

On the golf course, when you read about the guy who came by, and it's been like that all the way when he was president, etc., there's a fence. And there's a sidewalk where people just walk by. There's a bus stop there. You can just sit there. That fence is 30 feet from the T on the sixth hole. I'm sorry, Secret Service, you could just pull out a gun at any time.

And they didn't even put a tarp up, so at least you couldn't see in there. I don't get that. That's astonishing to me. You write books and snipers and what they're capable of doing. I don't think it'd be that hard to take a shot at somebody. So you think about stuff like that. Not that I want to kill any presidents.

And they didn't even put a tarp up, so at least you couldn't see in there. I don't get that. That's astonishing to me. You write books and snipers and what they're capable of doing. I don't think it'd be that hard to take a shot at somebody. So you think about stuff like that. Not that I want to kill any presidents.

And they didn't even put a tarp up, so at least you couldn't see in there. I don't get that. That's astonishing to me. You write books and snipers and what they're capable of doing. I don't think it'd be that hard to take a shot at somebody. So you think about stuff like that. Not that I want to kill any presidents.

Oh, it wasn't an impersonator. There's another guy down here in this town who, his name is James Patterson. I know him a little bit. And I've seen him every once in a restaurant or a bar or something. And he told me that he'll go places and people will go, are you the James Patterson? He said, yes, absolutely. I am the James Patterson. Why not? He might as well say that.

Oh, it wasn't an impersonator. There's another guy down here in this town who, his name is James Patterson. I know him a little bit. And I've seen him every once in a restaurant or a bar or something. And he told me that he'll go places and people will go, are you the James Patterson? He said, yes, absolutely. I am the James Patterson. Why not? He might as well say that.

Oh, it wasn't an impersonator. There's another guy down here in this town who, his name is James Patterson. I know him a little bit. And I've seen him every once in a restaurant or a bar or something. And he told me that he'll go places and people will go, are you the James Patterson? He said, yes, absolutely. I am the James Patterson. Why not? He might as well say that.

In his world, he is the James Patterson. At any rate, so I had to go out with Clinton. We were getting pitched for people that want to produce the movie of The President is Missing. So we were staying at a smaller part of one of the hotels out there, and the Secret Service liked it because it was smaller and they could control it a little better.

In his world, he is the James Patterson. At any rate, so I had to go out with Clinton. We were getting pitched for people that want to produce the movie of The President is Missing. So we were staying at a smaller part of one of the hotels out there, and the Secret Service liked it because it was smaller and they could control it a little better.

In his world, he is the James Patterson. At any rate, so I had to go out with Clinton. We were getting pitched for people that want to produce the movie of The President is Missing. So we were staying at a smaller part of one of the hotels out there, and the Secret Service liked it because it was smaller and they could control it a little better.

So I arrived and tried to check in, and they go, oh, Mr. Patterson, would you just take a seat here? We'll be right with you. And about five minutes later, the Secret Service comes down, and they go, oh, no, no, that's James Patterson, the author. And the reason that they were suspicious of me is that the other James Patterson stays there like once a month or something.

So I arrived and tried to check in, and they go, oh, Mr. Patterson, would you just take a seat here? We'll be right with you. And about five minutes later, the Secret Service comes down, and they go, oh, no, no, that's James Patterson, the author. And the reason that they were suspicious of me is that the other James Patterson stays there like once a month or something.