Jay Reeve
speaker
11,766 appearances
40 recordings
3 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard 4d ago
Jay Reeve’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I make it to the urinal with moments to spare.
It's at this point I'd like to categorise the two types of men.
No, not length and girth.
But those who hold the boxes and lazy bastards who hook the waistband under their J and dunks until... LAUGHTER
And until that day, I was a lazy bastard.
To give you a level of how much relief this was, what turned it to be, what felt like an eternity to pee, I closed my eyes and was achieving an almost religious state of zen.
I give the old fella a bit of a shake, and at a perfect moment of relaxation, a voice popped into my head.
This game's on TV.
If your sister sees that you've left her child alone, she's going to fucking kill you.
And with haste, I go to zip up and give the waistband a little... I give the waistband a little flick to self-pack away and use both to yank up my fly.
Now, this is a manoeuvre I've performed thousands of times, but probably never at the speed, and there's good reason.
Because the thread of frankenbeans is forever real.
I managed to get a fair amount of cockskin and the whole...
is a sentence I have only ever read once.
A fair amount
cock
get a fair amount of cock skin and the whole polo neck caught in the fly.
The polo neck.
The pain was instantaneous.
I tried to pull the fly down and I didn't have the strength to unmangle my junk from the claws of death.
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