Jay Reeve
speaker
11,766 appearances
40 recordings
3 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard 4d ago
Jay Reeve’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Oh, jeez.
The whole time I have on my mind, I need to get back to my seat.
Then, in what was probably the only lucky part of the whole day, a bloke who had had a few beers at halftime entered the toilet and exclaimed to the stranger, I think I've cut my cock off.
He then looks down and states, nah, it's still there, but it's not looking fucking pretty.
Munted dick, bro.
And a crazy piece of luck, a few beers deep, gentleman was a member of the London Ambulance Service and said, don't worry, I've seen this before.
Okay.
He then grabs a waistband of my jeans and puts his foot on my foot with the bottom of the leg in between.
Without...
Without so much as a one, two, three or a brace yourself, he pulls my zipper down, releasing little Danny to freedom.
My new friend looks at my mangled cock and says words no man ever wants to hear.
I think your cock's going to need some stitches, mate.
I nearly fainted.
But then I thought, mangled cock or not, I can't leave my 11-year-old.
Hundreds of miles from his home on his own.
So I wash the blood off, pack the old fellow with some toilet paper, return to the game.
Now you'd think this would be the end to my tale, but no.
I then had to drive from Wolverhampton to London to return my nephew to home.
As I prearranged, I call my brother-in-law to find out where to drop him.
He answers the phone and states, I'm at the fucking pub, which is in the same road as their house.
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