Jay Reeve
speaker
11,766 appearances
40 recordings
3 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard 4d ago
Jay Reeve’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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So I say, fuck it, I'll drop him there.
My brother-in-law, three of his friends are enjoying a late summer sun outside the pub.
I usher my nephew towards his dad and keen to inspect the damage, head straight to the toilet.
I carefully unpack the car crash.
Car crash.
I carefully unpack the car crash that is in my underwear to be greeted by what I can only describe as the eggplant emoji.
I nearly faint again.
As I'm a man in my mid-20s who's always enjoyed having a penis, and what I'm looking at looks like fucking amputation is on the cards.
I repack the toilet paper, resolve myself to having to go to the hospital and telling a doctor that I think I've cut my cock off in a Wolverhampton toilet.
I head back to the table where my brother-in-law and his friends are and tell them the story that I've just told you and how my cock is fucking destroyed.
I thought I'd be met with laughter or shock, but what I got was, fucking awesome, show us.
Fuck off was my instant reply, but after a few go-ons, we want to see.
Ah, fuck it.
So we all head into the gents and the ultimate what are the fucking chances there's an off-duty copper sat at the bar.
South
He's seen me walk into the pub, not buy a single drink, spend a while in the bathroom, walk back out of the pub like a cowboy to return to the same toilets followed by four tattooed gentlemen.
This member of the Thin Blue Line put two and two together on a Saturday afternoon and he did not come up with what looks like a man who's nearly cut his cock off.
walking into the bathroom to show his brother-in-law.
What probably didn't help is when he entered the bathroom, all five of us were in one cubicle.
He thought he'd stumbled on fucking Pablo Escobar's little brother.
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