Jennifer Welch

It's just put a sock in it.

No, it's not a plane train.

Don't make up shit.

Don't throw this at us when we're in the throes of travel, traveling with triple trumpers, trying to keep it together.

And you're rolling out plane train when it is a tram.

It is an airport tram.

There's nothing plane-ish, airplane-ish about the tram other than it is near airplanes.

That's it.

It's just the lipstick on the pig situation.

Nobody's happy at the airport.

Stop trying to over-enthusiastic us at the airport.

I told this story at our live show in Atlanta, but I want to share it.

I don't think Brian's heard it.

So when I moved to New York, I started going to this nail salon right around the corner from my apartment.

And I get the gel nails and I, you have to put your hand under the UV for the polish to dry.

And so I have this little UV dryer and it's like, I got a screen on top of it with a camera and I can see my fingernails through it.

And it's like,

You're saving your skin by using this AI UV machine.

And it's only because of the AI technology, your skin is not getting any UV light or carcinogens.

Like basically you're not going to get hand cancer because you chose to come to this salon and this salon exclusively uses this AI dry machine.