Jessica Lanyadoo

And it has nothing to do with the life welfare or wellness of the child-to-be or of your long-term relationships.

From my perspective as an astrologer, there's a lot of well-meaning pregnancy advice out there around keeping your cortisol low and not letting your stress get to you and all this kind of shit.

That's ridiculous to me because what it means is that...

The people who are pregnant have all of this responsibility to not experience stress or discomfort or misery.

So why is it that like every TV show or movie that that like shows pregnant women, it's like, you know, they're angry, they're uncomfortable, they're unhappy.

And yet at the same time, you're supposed to feel like this is a gift at all times.

That's unrealistic.

I mean, that's unrealistic.

I want to just like validate like just like, again, the basic normal human parts.

Let me add some astrology.

In your birth chart, you've got this Mars and Cancer.

So have you always wanted a kid?

Yeah, that makes perfect sense to me.

There are things in your chart that speak to how happy you would be without kids.

And there are things in your chart that speak to how happy you would be with kids.

And I'm using plural.

I wouldn't be surprised if it's kid.

Single kid.

It's just how, you know, it's easier to say kids.

But I do mean kid.