Jessica Wynn

The feminine hygiene industry is worth billions and it's all based on lies.

Wash the vulva with warm water and mild, unscented soap if you want.

That's it.

Don't put any cleansers inside.

If something feels off, talk to a clinician, not an influencer.

They should smell like you.

They should smell like you.

Every vagina should smell like Jordan Harbinger.

A healthy vagina, it has a mild scent, and that's normal.

Your diet might affect it slightly, but the obsession with making it smell like flowers is just more marketing.

And it's not consistent.

Like, throughout our cycle, our scent changes.

Men have sense too, by the way, which is fine.

But I have noticed these bogus products that are always marketed to women, they're starting to creep into the men's department too.

I assure you guys, you don't need Fresh Meadows scrotum mist.

I made it up, but there are products that, yeah.

Yeah, or you could just jump in the shower for five minutes.

I know, right?

That time of the month, Aunt Flo, Shark Week.

Just say period.