Joanne McNally

Do you know what it's like?

These men aren't going to starve to death from lack of sex.

Do you look at me?

I'm practically re-virginised at this stage.

You don't see me out asking society to intervene, do you?

I can't even think about it.

These men, I'm not being bad.

I'm not being bad when she said, that's something I say when I'm about to be bad.

I know exactly the kind of men, and I do, I think the dating apps are very much, they're very physical.

Like, it's very visible.

Do you know what I mean?

If you lined up any of my ex-boyfriends, I wouldn't match with any of them on a dating app.

Actually, no, sorry, I matched with two.

But the other five, I wouldn't have.

But when I met them in person, I was absolutely obsessed with them.

So I'm just saying.

Luckily for you, you are out of the trenches now.

And as a woman who was very much still in them and is a product of my generation and has decentered men and now spends all my time indoors in my office.

This is what I was going to say.

Men, exfoliate.