Joey Diaz
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3,386 appearances
6 recordings
3 series
first heard Jan 2024
last heard 10 Jun
Joey Diaz’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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My new special, Lucky, is streaming right now on Netflix. Check it out.
Ladies and gentlemen, new episode of Two Bears, One Cave. And this is who I should have done this podcast with. Fucking screwed the pooch. I took the wrong Latino. Tommy just got done. I think Tommy's retiring, Joey.
I think this is his last tour.
I never asked myself that, and then I asked myself. I said to myself when I was getting ready to announce this new tour, I was like, am I just going to do this forever? Is there an end date to this?
I definitely did not get in to be a journalist.
And Tommy Bunz has to be burnt out by now. Oh, this last tour he did was the biggest one he's ever done. And I think it's all arenas. And I know him. He doesn't do drugs. He doesn't get his dick sucked.
You did the right, I mean, I think you've done the right thing, especially knowing how much time you spend with Mercy. And I look back and I go, man, I was gone all the fucking girls' childhood. All of it. I saw them Tuesday and Wednesday, Monday night, Tuesday, Wednesday, until I started canceling Sundays. When do you think you loved it the most?
When was the most favorite time in stand-up for you? When I was dead broke. Yeah. Why is that? Why is it when you're the poorest you are it's the most fun?
Yeah.
We ate mushrooms together.
Women can't.
Those earliest days with Rogan must have been a fucking blast.
I love Fogo de Chao.
Fuck, Joe, thank you. And that's when Joe just discovered weed.
I'm like, god damn it.
Yeah. If you're like me and you like cramming in a workout, and that's the way I explain this, because sometimes I can feel like there's not enough hours in the day to get everything done. And I say to myself, what about a workout? Bro, with Tonal, you can ensure you're checking workout off your to-do list every single day with it being in the convenience of having it at your home.
An in-home gym, 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Tonal is the world's smartest workout that will effortlessly fit into the busiest lifestyle. And with the latest iteration, Tonal 2, you can ensure your workout is more tailored and more effective than ever.
Tonal adjusts in one pound increments with adaptive weight that now goes up to 250 pounds and challenging literally guys like myself who bench 200 and 325 pounds. Yeah, I'm not. but that also challenges like really advanced people to push to their limit. Plus the new built-in smart view leverages, high resolution camera that lets you see yourself during your workout.
It analyzes your movement and provides you with real-time coaching, just like a personal trainer. And by the way, my personal trainer is on total. My favorite guy, Akeem, he is, he is on there. He is jacked. But these workouts are awesome. And with the new drop sets, Tonal 2 analyzes your movement, senses when you're fatiguing, and will drop weight until your muscles are maxed out.
In an experience you could only get in a gym until now. Now, here's the thing I love about Tonal is I go buy it, and I look, and I'll go 12-minute arms workout. Boom. And bang it out. And once you've started one of these workouts, you're like, yo, I should bang out legs real quick. And it really, it is the gateway to working out in my opinion. And it just stares at you in your, in your gym.
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