Joey Diaz
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Podcast Appearances
He had a $20 chicken cutlet sandwich. Phenomenal. 15 years ago, which weighed... Like, I was 400 pounds, and I would bring it home and try to finish it.
Yes, that's right, the trash can.
Yes, that's right, the trash can.
Yes, that's right, the trash can.
It was that thick. When I drove in yesterday... I'm like, this is how things change. I mean, we've been coming here since 95. I know I have, right? Yeah, I think 99 was my first time here. Yeah, I would do Houston and drive down here and do the lobby in the fucking Cap City when they had stand-up in the lobby. Oh, yeah, the little spot, yeah.
It was that thick. When I drove in yesterday... I'm like, this is how things change. I mean, we've been coming here since 95. I know I have, right? Yeah, I think 99 was my first time here. Yeah, I would do Houston and drive down here and do the lobby in the fucking Cap City when they had stand-up in the lobby. Oh, yeah, the little spot, yeah.
It was that thick. When I drove in yesterday... I'm like, this is how things change. I mean, we've been coming here since 95. I know I have, right? Yeah, I think 99 was my first time here. Yeah, I would do Houston and drive down here and do the lobby in the fucking Cap City when they had stand-up in the lobby. Oh, yeah, the little spot, yeah.
I still remember that, driving from fucking Houston down here, not having any money, having to drive back because we couldn't get a hotel room, drive back to Houston at the end of the night. And I was looking at this yesterday. Like, when I landed, it was 4 o'clock traffic. And I'm like, my God, this is how... We're watching how past civilizations just changed. Yes.
I still remember that, driving from fucking Houston down here, not having any money, having to drive back because we couldn't get a hotel room, drive back to Houston at the end of the night. And I was looking at this yesterday. Like, when I landed, it was 4 o'clock traffic. And I'm like, my God, this is how... We're watching how past civilizations just changed. Yes.
I still remember that, driving from fucking Houston down here, not having any money, having to drive back because we couldn't get a hotel room, drive back to Houston at the end of the night. And I was looking at this yesterday. Like, when I landed, it was 4 o'clock traffic. And I'm like, my God, this is how... We're watching how past civilizations just changed. Yes.
Something happened here and everybody moved here. Yep. And I'm not talking about four or five people. Everybody. Yeah. And that's how civilizations change. We just witnessed it after the pandemic. It's been fucking surreal.
Something happened here and everybody moved here. Yep. And I'm not talking about four or five people. Everybody. Yeah. And that's how civilizations change. We just witnessed it after the pandemic. It's been fucking surreal.
Something happened here and everybody moved here. Yep. And I'm not talking about four or five people. Everybody. Yeah. And that's how civilizations change. We just witnessed it after the pandemic. It's been fucking surreal.
You know what the real problem is out there? Let me tell you what the real problem is. I didn't realize it until I fucking left. What? That everybody's too busy tapping themselves on the back.
You know what the real problem is out there? Let me tell you what the real problem is. I didn't realize it until I fucking left. What? That everybody's too busy tapping themselves on the back.
You know what the real problem is out there? Let me tell you what the real problem is. I didn't realize it until I fucking left. What? That everybody's too busy tapping themselves on the back.
When the fires happen, those three women or whatever the fuck, the chief and whatever, I'm looking at them and I'm like, look at them. They all got gel in their hair. They all got a tattoo on their neck. God forbid. God forbid they can't be cool for just one fucking minute. God forbid. And that's the problem you have out there. It's too many people. I'm so great.