Joey Diaz
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3,386 appearances
6 recordings
3 series
first heard Jan 2024
last heard 10 Jun
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Yeah.
Oh, wait. I have been to Yankee Stadium. You walk fucking forever. Forever at these places. And I got dropped off at an Uber, and I still walk forever.
You were in the hospital?
Really? So you were having a hard time breathing? It started like in December. I thought it was the mushrooms.
How did they drain your lungs?
And does it feel like a flu, like you're coughing and stuff? Or is it just filling up with fluid? Just when you walk...
Really? So how long has it been since you went in the hospital? Three weeks. Three weeks?
Oh, that's so funny.
I was like, you're right. Holy shit. Did you get scared during that time?
Yeah.
You brought your edibles in?
Yeah. I got to clean up. I had a call with Leanne. I was hammered last night. I was hammered. I was telling Pete. I couldn't understand how it did, and I figured it out. A girl at the bar, hot as shit, very sweet, Costa Rican chick, I guess walked me to my room, and I was like, hey, man, I'm married. She's just a good Samaritan. I was so drunk, I couldn't find my key.
I didn't know what room I was in, and she was like, I'm going to get you to bed. And I woke up thinking she wanted to fuck me. Yeah. She just got me to my bed. I told her at the door. I was like, it's not going to happen. And she's like, yeah, I know. But I talked to Leah this morning. She's like, yo, when you come home, you need to dry out. This press run's been rough on me.
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